Bells on the Cats

Ashley put bells on the cats. Just think about that for a sec. BELLS ON THE CATS. Whilst you're musing over that don't forget that fact that I LIVE IN A DINING ROOM.

So I locked them in the utility room. And now she's pissed at me and she told me I should've removed the bells and I told her I tried but SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

BELLS ON THE CATS.

And just now I went in the bathroom and closed the door that goes into her bedroom and turned on the shower so I could get in the shower but I realized that my towel was in my dining room and so I stepped back to my room to get it and when I turned around she went in the bathroom and closed the door on me!

David says if I would've lived in a dorm years ago I would've gotten all this out of my system. I say if I would've lived in a dorm years ago I just would've ended up in jail sooner.

I'm just sayin' that I'm surprised there's not more violence in the world.