Tuesday, June 14, 2005

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

This was actually pretty interesting. And by "interesting", I mean utter bullshit. I stole it from Ohio Dave's blog. I'm cool like that. Click on the link at the bottom to find out what your birth date means.

Your Birthdate: February 16

Your birth on the 16th day of the month gives a sense of loneliness and generally the desire to work alone.

You are relatively inflexible, and insist on your being independent.

You need a good deal of time to rest and to meditate.

You are introspective and a little stubborn.

Because of this, it may not be easy for you to maintain permanent relationships, but you probably will as you are very much into home and family.

This birth day inclines to interests in the technical, the scientific, and to the religious or the unknown realm of spiritual explorations.

The date gives you a tendency to seek unusual approaches and makes your style seem a little different and unique to those around you.

Your intuition is aided by the day of your birth, but most of your actions are bedded in logic, responsibility, and the rational approach.

You may be emotional, but have a hard time expressing these emotions.

Because of this, there may be some difficulty in giving or receiving affection.


brigand13 said...

My advice, find a day that fits who you are, and use it for your birthday.

My actual date of birth is Dec. 22, which sucks because it's so close to Xmas. So I moved it... to April 30th. Interestingly, the description for 4/30 fits better with who I think I am than the one from 12/22.

Which I think pretty much proves the whole bullshit theory.

gojiro said...

My theory is that the birthday thing actually describes the exact opposite of what you are like.

Ergo, you are very flexible (or "bendy") and insist on being enslaved.

You need no sleep, so you can go all night. You are completely shallow and do whatever you're told.

Because of this, you're only able to maintain temporary relationships, casing you hate those with homes and families.

This birth day inclines you to be baffled by anything remotely technical, scientific, or religious -- in other words, you have trouble opening church doors, and not because of any religious aversion. You're just too retarded.

The date gives you a tendency to seek standard approaches and makes your style seem so like everyone else's, you might as well be a lemming. Or a sheep.

Most of your actions are "bedded" (the operative word, here) in emotion, without any thought toward responsibility or rationality.

You have no problem expressing every emotion you have, every single moment you have them.

Because of this, you're one of those affectionate drunks that likes to hug and kiss people seconds before you throw up on their shoes.

Does that sound more like you? ;-)

SerenitySprings said...

Oh. My. God.

Okay, first of all? Brig? AWESOME. I totally need to do that.

Secondly? Gojiro? DUDE. Seriously. That was so stinking funny. You rock! And oddly, that DOES sound more like me!

Does that seem right to you?