"Story of Madness in Math at UTD" by JCM

My friend Jason wrote this tonight in our math class and I just HAD to share. (By the way, I'm not sure if he wrote this before or after the teacher accused him and the girl he was sitting next to of being high school students because they were passing notes back and forth about how much they hate this class.)

Burned out I am!
Need vacation I do!
Need beer says me!
Bored out of my mind I am!
Why oh why am I talking like Yoda?
OH WOW I AM REALLY BURNED OUT!!!
Maybe a little crazy I am!
Oh dear lord this class has gone and made me mad!