Friday, December 02, 2005

Love by Cult

My roommate got engaged last night. Yep, he proposed at one of their cult meetings. He got the ring from Israel - presumably online, I have no idea as I didn't ask.

She's already talking about how to scam the insurance company out of the value of the ring. She's got a whole plan and she won't even have to actually lose her ring in the process.

And now she's complaining because he tried to take her to something called "Christmas Carol" in Downtown Dallas this week but they didn't actually get to go because he failed to buy tickets in advance and when they got there everything was sold out.

What was that about needing more violence? YOU GOT A RING. YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED. YOUR FIANCE IS TAKING YOU TO A WINE AND CHEESE TASTING TONIGHT. STOP. BITCHING.

Hmmm...maybe I should take my own advice...or maybe I'll just blame my mood on pms. I'm a girl - it's what we do.

8 comments:

Addie said...

you have my permission to slap your roommate... :)

fictionfiend said...

"A Christmas Carol" is playing at Dallas Theatre Center, which is in uptown...I just finished building props for that show Monday. :D

The fiancee is a dumbass for not making reservations.
Maybe I should sell him my two comp tickets...

And, OHMYGOD, the thought of those two getting married and spawning
EWW!EWW!EWW!EWW!
That could trigger the downfall of western civilization, due to all of North America getting sucked into the VACUUM inside that child's head.

gojiro said...

Will she have to shave her head? Cuz that would be HI-larious.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to the two of them. I hope it works out well, and if/when they get over their brainwashing they find that they still love each other.

Also, the insurance scam is bullshit and she should go to jail if she does it.

gojiro said...

Also, you've never heard of "A Christmas Carol"? It's only Charles Dickens' most famous work, and one of the more popular Christmas stories ever. Ebenezer Scrooge? Bah humbug? Bob Cratchit? Tiny Tim? Any of this ringing a bell?

WTF, mate?

SerenitySprings said...

Of course I've heard of "A Christmas Carol", you retard. Didn't Picard take part in it at one point? She didn't call it "A Christmas Carol". She continually referred to it as "that christmas carol thing" or "christmas carol." Apparently the sarcasm with which I made the "something called 'Christmas Carol'" statement didn't translate well in writing.

gojiro said...

I'm tellin' ya, we should take this act on the road ...

SerenitySprings said...

Except there would only be two people laughing. And it's not very professional for the only two people who are laughing in the room to be the performers. So while FUN, we wouldn't make any money and then we'd just be homeless. And stinky.