Me: Guess what?!
OhioDave™: What now?
Me: I've now been fired three times this year. I'm such a loser.
OhioDave™: Yeah, a genius loser who passed her math test and belongs to some funky thing that's better than Mensa.
Me: True. And David leaves today for two weeks.
OhioDave™: So tell him he can't go.
Me: He's going to the Caribbean.
OhioDave™: Sucks to be you!
So yeah, I am now looking for a new job. Again. My boss told me today that I either come back to work the day after Christmas or Christmas Eve is my last day. Since I'm going to be in Oklahoma for a week after Christmas with Jack, I told her that Christmas Eve would be my last day. Nice.
Um, anybody hiring?