Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Apparently, I'm a baby killer.

I was sitting in the front row of my Oceans class today working on my Timeline of Abortion & Reproductive Rights in America graph. (Yeah, I know, I know. I probably should've been paying attention to Oceans...but this other thing is just so much fun!)

Anyway, as I'm typing stuff into my timeline, this voice from behind me whispers, "Baby killer." I turned to see if the person was talking to me, and sure enough, this dude was staring right at me.

I thought about making some clever retort but instead I just smiled at him and turned back to my computer. I sat there for a second trying to figure out if this was the sort of thing that required an intelligent response and I promptly decided that it did not. So instead, I just opened the picture of the "Black Gay Wiccan Democrat Fetus" and left it open on my computer for about a minute or so.

Then I turned around again to make sure he had seen it and when I saw that he had, I closed it and went back to work on my timeline.

So there.

7 comments:

Dave-o-ramA said...

The chances that he was just fucking with you are not negligible, but there's definitely something wrong with the kids today. Buncha little eichmanns.

Dave-o-ramA said...

Besides, babies got it comin'. Did you know that ALL NINETEEN of the 9/11 hijackers are former babies?

gojiro said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit, that's fuckin' classic.

Good one, Dave!

SerenitySprings said...

LOL

It's possible that he was just fucking with me but the look on his face told me otherwise.

Either way it was still kinda fun.

LadyCelticFire said...

Damn girl, why have you and I not met LMAO HA You sound like a riot to hang out with LMAO

Oh may I link to your blog on my blog LMAO

SerenitySprings said...

Celtic, you may. I'll be sure to check your blog out too.

Honie said...

Hello,

I found your site via "Molly Saves The Day". The picute you linked made me LOL in RL (just because you stuck it to "the man"). I am also glad it shut that guy up.

Keep up the good work. = )