Actual Conversation, Part III
Roommate: Did you eat my granola bars?
Me: No.
Roommate: I wonder who ate them? Maybe Other Roommate's boyfriend?
Me: I have no idea. I don't keep food in the kitchen anymore because anytime I do it always gets eaten.
Roommate: Now Holly, I only eat your food if it's been in there for a few days.
3 comments:
sorry, I have nothing but laughter here b/c I cant think of anything non-snarky to say
Oh please, bring on the snark. The only reason I post most of these conversations is so I can feel validated by you guys in my own snarkiness!
[SNARK]
That's ok, I only fuck your boyfriend when HE'S been here a few days.[/SNARK]
Howzat?
MLL
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