Jeff , Matt, & New Bonkers

I was looking at the Muerte gallery this morning and came across a piece that Jeff and Matt did for the UTD newspaper when they were in college.

It had this little tidbit to offer which was a great way to start my day:

...He was trying to sell us an infant. It seemed he was a dealer for a doctor who claimed to perform abortions but actually stole fetuses from heavlily sedated mothers. He would raise them up to be babies and have his agents sell them on the black market for a hefty sum. Although we appreciated the fact that he was saving babies, I was not ready to be a father...

(Italics mine.)

I laughed so hard I almost spit Mt. Dew on my monitor!