New Favorite Thing

Caller: I need you to do this for me.

Me: I'm sorry, I can't do that for you. You'll have to call that other number for that.

Caller: Why? You should just help me.

Me: There's nothing I can do for you. You'll have to call that number.

Caller: Oh good grief, stop being stupid and just help me!

Me: Why don't you call us back on Monday? There should be someone here to help you with that then.