From the Browncoats Real World thread, discussing violence against women:
Male 1: Once again, I vow not to kill any women today.
Female 1: How very chivalrous of you. We are all grateful.
Male 1: You're quite welcome. Heck, I'll extend my vow for the rest of the week!
Female 1: We are not worthy.
Male 1: You'll never get liberated with an attitude like that....
Sometimes it physically hurts to laugh that hard!