Love note to the weather

All these "...'s" make me feel like I'm reading a private love letter to the weather, especially the italicized portion below. From weather.com:

...LIGHT SNOW EXPECTED OVER NORTHWEST PORTIONS THROUGH TONIGHT...

BLUSTERY CONDITIONS CAN BE EXPECTED THROUGH TONIGHT OVER ALL OF NORTH TEXAS...ALONG WITH LIGHT SNOW IN THE NORTHWEST. AREAS TO THE NORTHWEST OF A COMANCHE...WEATHERFORD...SHERMAN LINE CAN EXPECT TO SEE LIGHT SNOW TODAY AS AN UPPER LEVEL DISTURBANCE CROSSES THE REGION. TONIGHT...THE CHANCE FOR SNOW WILL SHIFT TO THE AREA NORTH OF AN EASTLAND...DENTON...PARIS LINE. TOTAL AMOUNTS WILL BE LIGHT FOR THE ENTIRE EVENT...LESS THAN ONE INCH...WITH MINIMAL IMPACTS FOR TRAVEL.

ELSEWHERE OVER NORTH TEXAS...RESIDENTS MAY SEE SNOW FLURRIES THROUGH TONIGHT BUT NO ACCUMULATIONS ARE EXPECTED. STILL...THE COLD TEMPERATURES...GUSTY NORTH WINDS AND CLOUDY SKIES WILL MAKE IT SEEM EVEN COLDER THROUGH TONIGHT.