This is the weekend of the vagina

Becky has proposed the following as alternative names for The Vagina Monologues. Can you think of any others?

The Cunt Monologues
The Twat Monologues
The Bearded Clam Monologues
The "Down There" Monologues
The Spam Purse Monologues
The Snatch Monologues
The Pink Taco Monologues
The Cooter Monologues
The Split Wet Beaver Monologues