Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Actual Conversation

Jack: I'm hungry.

Me: What are you hungry for?

Jack: Mac-n-cheese.

Me: Then go make yourself some mac-n-cheese.

Jack: I don't know how.

Me: Read the directions. They're on the box.

Jack: The directions are there for you to read. The women read the directions and make the food for the men.

Me: Have you met me?? Hi Jack. I'm Mom. It's nice to meet you. NOW GO FIX YOUR OWN DAMN MAC-N-CHEESE.

(Needless to say, no one got mac-n-cheese that night.)


Anonymous said...

He's just having trouble adjusting to the move. In Texas it's actually the Mexicans who make the mac-n-cheese for the white people.

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA! That is great! I can just see the look on your face when he said that! Call me sometime!