Actual Conversation OR This is the crap that passes as a toy in a kids meal from Taco Bell

Jack: What is this creepiness?

Me: I have no idea. What do the directions say?

Jack: To make a "mini-me." I think I'll make mine a girl and I'll call her Evil Doer only I'll spell it like Eve L. Dewer. Isn't that awesome?

Me: Oh yeah. Awesome like you're a total freak.