Monday, January 28, 2008

Actual Conversation: The Joys of Parenting...

...Or, How to Piss Off Your Children When They Think They're Being Rebellious

Jack: When I'm old enough I'm leaving here and moving to California and getting tattoos all over my whole body and a bunch of piercings and letting my hair grow really long and I'm going to wear all black all the time.

Me: Oooo, that sounds cool! You should get your tattoos from Steve because he's really, really good.

Jack: *Loud sigh, stomps out of room.*


UnrulyDuckling said...

I don't think you could have possibly handled that better.

Anonymous said...

Just hope he doesn't figure out what would really piss you off and start begging to go to Bible Camp or something.