Thursday, March 06, 2008

Actual Conversation

Scene: Me dropping off my prescription requests at the pharmacy.

Pharmacist: Have you been here before?

Me: Yes.

Pharmacist: When is your birthday?

Me: February 16, 1776.

Pharmacist: ...blank stare...

Me: I mean February 16, 1996.

Pharmacist: ...blank stare...

Me: I mean February 16, 1976!

1 comment:

Traivor said...

Traumatic moments in Holly's life (descending order of pain):

1776: America declares independance.
1996: Bob Dole loses the presidential election.
1976: Holly is born.