Actual Conversation
Scene: Me dropping off my prescription requests at the pharmacy.
Pharmacist: Have you been here before?
Me: Yes.
Pharmacist: When is your birthday?
Me: February 16, 1776.
Pharmacist: ...blank stare...
Me: I mean February 16, 1996.
Pharmacist: ...blank stare...
Me: I mean February 16, 1976!
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Traumatic moments in Holly's life (descending order of pain):
1776: America declares independance.
1996: Bob Dole loses the presidential election.
1976: Holly is born.
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