Monday, March 31, 2008

Help Me

Brainstorm with me:

1. Why would a person fall down for no obvious medical reason?

2. Why would a person fall into walls for no obvious medical reason?

3. Why would a person lose consciousness at least twice for several seconds each time for no obvious medical reason?

4. Why would a person whose only obvious diagnosis is a severe vitamin D deficiency and possible fibromyalgia be experiencing all these other problems for no obvious medical reason?

5. Why would a person who sleeps 7 hours a night, takes a 2-3 hour nap in the morning, and a 2-3 hour nap in the afternoon be having all these problems, including exhaustion all the time for no obvious medical reason? (And believe me, the naps are not intentional. I just get to a point where if I don't lay down I will fall and sleep where I fall.)

6. Why would a person be able to read (or do anything else up close) only with their right eye for no obvious medical reason?

7. Why would a person drop random things for no obvious medical reason?

8. Why does one leg or the other just seem to drag for no obvious medical reason?

9. Why would a person mix up words or slur words for no obvious medical reason?

10. Why would 3 after 4 doctors accuse a person of being crazy instead of actually trying to diagnose them? How would it even be possible to fake falling, losing one's balance, or passing out for no obvious medical reason?

11. Why would a person be in constant pain - muscles, bones, joints, skin - for no obvious medical reason?

12. Why would a person experiencing all of these things hate life so much for no obvious medical reason?

1 comment:

UnrulyDuckling said...

Are you accidentally drinking a lot of tequila? That would explain numbers 1,2,3,5,7,8, and 9. It would explain number 12 if you're one of those surly drunks.