Kids are Evil

Oh my GOD I hate kids. All of them. Tall ones, short ones, cute ones, ugly ones...ALL of them. They are all the spawn of Satan.

Today my 8-year-old son (who is in actuality the spawn o' me - which begs the question of whether or not he TOO is from the devil) was playing outside with a 10-year-old kid. Let me change that...he was playing outside with a 10-year-old PUNK ASS KID (P.A.K.). My son (The Boy) took off his sweatshirt and P.A.K. took it and threw it up in a tree. Then P.A.K. proceeded to take The Boy's basketball away from him and toss it up in the tree as well. I glanced out across the yard and saw my son standing outside alone next to a tree. I asked him where P.A.K. went and he said to get a broom or something. Well, of course, my curiosity was piqued at this point so I found some shoes and went outside to see what in the world was going on. The Boy informed me of the events and I asked how long P.A.K. had been gone and he said for 10 minutes or so. Oh boy howdy was I MAD. That PUNK ASS KID took my son's stuff and then just LEFT him there alone. So of course I went and found P.A.K. and made him get The Boy's things out of the tree and I told him to stop bullying around kids that are smaller than him and then I made The Boy come inside. So now both kids are pissed at me because I'm a mean old lady. But you know what? Kids are stupid. I can't wait until they all grow up and are able to bully around people their own size...you know, by like dropping bombs on them and stuff...huh...

*By the way, The Boy in no way, shape, or form falls under the above-mentioned descriptions of children. He's really quite wonderful and I love him with all my heart.

**Also, I do not advocate the dropping of bombs on anybody. : )