Tuesday, April 19, 2005

100 Things About Me You May Not Know

1. Spaghetti is my favorite food but I won't eat it in public because it's too messy.

2. Sushi is my 2nd favorite food but I don't know if I'll eat it again for a very long time.

3. Sunflowers are my favorite flowers but I really love all wild flowers...my mom calls them weeds.

4. Someday I want to be an attorney for NASA writing their contracts and patents.

5. I think the "S" is the sexiest letter.

6. The color red reminds me of sex.

7. I love my freckles.

8. Green and yellow are my favorite colors...mostly because they remind me of sunflowers.

9. There is a man out there who thinks I'm magnificent...I just don't know if I've met him yet.

10. I seriously doubt my abilities as a mother...or lack thereof.

11. I often wonder if I will be the most brilliant lawyer ever...or the worst.

12. The thought of owning a house scares the living shit out of me.

13. There are six people in this world - not including family - that I would lay down my life for. In no particular order: Emilie, Dave, Shyler, Jayme, Mindy, & David.

14. I am scared to death of moving to Texas by myself.

15. I am excited as hell at the thought of moving to Texas by myself.

16. Gary the meowing snail from Sponge Bob never ceases to crack me up.

17. I sometimes wonder if meditation is only for people who have no life.

18. I do not drink nearly enough water.

19. I suck at using chopsticks.

20. I play trumpet.

21. I have always wanted dark hair, dark eyes, and a tan.

22. I cried when my cat went to live with Jack last weekend.

23. I felt like a murderer when I had to put my dog to sleep in February.

24. If it weren't for my closest friends I probably would never tell anyone anything about what's really going on inside my head. Like, duh, huh.

25. Sometimes I wonder if this is what crazy feels like.

26. There are days when I wish I could be different.

27. Cloudy days are my favorite.

28. The moon fascinates me.

29. I fucking HATE algebra.

30. The thought of studying more government and history actually sets me all a'tingle.

31. When I'm having sex I like to look into the eyes of my lover.

32. Today is going to be a turning point in my life...one way or the other.

33. I wonder if anyone truly "gets" me or if they just nod and smile and think I'm "peculiar".

34. "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" has gotten me through more rough times than I'm really ready to admit.

35. I have a CSI final tonight and a A&P Lab Practicum tomorrow night and if it was possible I would pay my teachers if they wouldn't make me take those tests.

36. I'm apparently very lazy. (See #35.)

37. I think Matthew McCaughnahey is the finest man alive.

38. I think Scarlett Johansen is the finest woman alive.

39. I would totally turn gay for Emilie. ;P

40. Sometimes Jack looks like Bill and it freaks me out for a sec.

41. Deep down inside I am not an animal person.

42. Matt's chili rellenos in my mouth is the closest thing to a non-sexual orgasm that I can think of.

43. Driving around with Emilie for two hours looking for Matt's was one of the best experiences of my life.

44. I have learned more about life from David than I have learned from any other single person ever.

45. The other night I had a dream where Bill and David were the same person.

46. I once had a dream where David killed me.

47. Mindy has shown me how to be loyal.

48. Jayme and Shyler taught me how to drink.

49. A friend of mine (who shall remain nameless) taught me how to be a dude.

50. Reptiles concern me.

51. When I retire it would be really cool to own a bookstore in the South of France.

52. "Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch." Gets me every time.

53. Graham hugging me and telling me that he loves me was one of the best things ever.

54. Jack calling me to have me talk to Lola just because she misses me made me cry.

55. I like to hang out in cemeteries.

56. Until about 4 months ago, I was afraid of the dark.

57. I am afraid of dark water.

58. I love the ocean.

59. I understand that #57 and #58 make no sense when thought about together.

60. I would love to get that Lasik surgery but I'm scared to death of that thingy coming at my eyes.

61. I hate getting shots in my mouth because I always imagine that the needle will pierce my brain. (Hey...nobody said fears had to be rational.)

62. I just now simultaneously received an email from both Emilie and Dave and it made me feel loved.

63. I know that Emilie would be there for me at any time of the day or night.

64. I know that if I asked Dave to come here right now he would get in his car and start driving.

65. I know that I can drive around in my car for hours at a time talking on the phone and not hit a curb...not even once.

66. Daylight Savings Time pisses me off.

67. The Patriot Act is single-handedly responsible for raising my blood pressure by several points. At least, if I took my blood pressure that is what I would imagine.

68. Joss Whedon is possibly the greatest entertainment mind of our time.

69. I am scared to death of failure.

70. I am so thankful that God did not give me a stupid kid.

71. I wonder why I can see that thing in "him" but "he" cannot see it in me.

72. Biology is possibly the bain of my existence...excluding algebra, of course.

73. I do not understand Catholicism at all.

74. I have felt very let down by lots of people recently.

75. I love the smell of freshly mown grass.

76. I wish I didn't smoke yet I refuse to give it up.

77. I hate using condoms...yet I always do. But at least there's less mess...(always a silver lining...)

78. I am fucking starving right now.

79. And I have a toothache.

80. When I have a staff I plan on paying each persons monthly living expenses at least once a year.

81. I giggle every time I have to say or write 420. Tomorrow's gonna be a good day.

82. I am willing to pay $5.00 for a cup of coffee.

83. I like Kelly Clarkson. If you tell anyone I will kill you. :)

84. Someone once told me that I secretly long to be loved passionately.

85. Jack taught me that sometimes you just have to not do your homework in order to prove to yourself that you are strong.

86. This is possibly the most retarded list of shit that I've ever put together.

87. I would choose true love over wealth.

88. Wesley and Buttercup got it right.

89. I truly believe that cell phone companies are trying to take over the world. And I hate them for it.

90. It is impossible for me to teach Jack how to tell military time. I've tried.

91. I want to believe in something bigger than myself.

92. I wish I could cook. And garden.

93. David is the only person I have ever known who has been able to quiet down my brain enough for me to really sleep.

94. I can never remember if the Exclusionary Rule came from Mapp v. Ohio or Ohio v. Mapp.

95. Reasonable Suspicion and Probable Cause have always seemed like pretty much the same thing to me.

96. I hate sports.

97. The Wizard's First Rule really is true.

98. I have never played Dungeons and Dragons.

99. Clue is my favorite board game.

100. I'm a little bit sad that I'm done making this list.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

re: #9 -- you have

SerenitySprings said...

Thank you, Anonymous. Really. :)