Finals
What if I just buy one pack of cigarettes and make it last through finals? That wouldn't be so bad.
Just me being me. Or, how I'm learning to love the eternal mystery/paradox/craziness that is otherwise known as my brain. "We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty." - Joss Whedon
What if I just buy one pack of cigarettes and make it last through finals? That wouldn't be so bad.
Posted by SerenitySprings at 7:22 PM
Labels: Cigarettes, College
5 comments:
How about you stay drunk all through finals? That would definitely not be so bad.
True. And I haven't been drunk since last weekend. Did we drink on Sunday? I can't remember. See what happens when you quit smoking? Your brain dies.
Just sayin'...
I hear heroin really helps with quitting smoking AND with the anxiety caused by tests.
I highly recommend heroin. Just get one vial and make it last through finals. I mean, as long as you stop after, that wouldnt be so bad. Right?
The whole reason quitting an addiction is hard is because we love to rationalize to ourselves reasons to keep going "well, i stopped for a while. a little wouldnt be a problem".
But if you smoke another, then you havent quit. You've just taken a break.
I know, I know. I had ample opportunity to buy cigarettes this morning and I resisted. And then I was talking to some people after class and two of them lit up and I almost asked if I could bum one but I didn't. Last night David asked me if I'd really be able to stop after one more pack and then he asked me if I really wanted to go through this all again.
I'm going to keep asking myself that over the next few days becsause that's the only thing that stopped me from smoking today.
Now, who has the tequila?
If you like licorice, then try buying a bag of licorice twist to chew on. It acts on the same portions of the brain as nicotine.
Sophmore year I did drink all through finals. A, A, B+, A and I don't remember. Best Finals Ever!
-Bar
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