If there is a god...
...today he looked down on me, smiled, patted me on the head, then decided to award me for my laziness.
School is canceled today due to inclement weather so instead of spending today reading "Xenophon," I can watch Voyager. Life is good.
8 comments:
Fuck you, whore. I'm stuck here at work eating shit from Dickey's BBQ because I can't get home for real food in a timely manner.
At your leisure or mine?
At yours, by all means.
Why thank you, kind sir. Since I don't have to leave the house today, maybe I'll go do that now. :P
I second that FUCK YOU WHORE.
I was at work from 6am to 12:15pm today, and I have to go back at work at midnight tonight until sometime tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah, so, fuck you, the horse you rode in on and your little dog, too.
In a loving fashion./
My my. Such language from such a prissy little thing! You kiss your mama with that mouth, child?
Kiss her where?
I have some sympathy for both sides, because I did go to work from about 9:30 to 12:30, but then I declared an incliment weather emergency and told everyone to work from home.
Then I came home and wrote two emails while drinking a vodka tonic.
No, I don't kiss my mama with that mouth 'cause my therapist told me I shouldn't do that anymore.
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