Actual Email Conversation
Me: I've been mending some of my pants and it's taking FOREVER and so I feel like I haven't gotten anything else done today. But the pants are super comfortable and I'd rather sew them than have to go shopping for new ones.
David: Yay comfort. And yay mending. Just make sure you've got dinner on the table and a martini ready for me when I get home, and I'll be happy.
Me: You betcha. And I'll make sure to shave my legs and put on lipstick too. Because I'm all about servicing you. Clearly.
3 comments:
Meh. Do most guys (husbands) really care about lipstick and shaved legs? I'd take food and beverages over artificial beauty every time.
Hmm. Yep.
Dave might be onto something with this dinner and booze thing. I might have to let E know about it as well.
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