Monday, February 04, 2008

Of course this was next

And just to amuse all of you crazy sickos, this is how the title originally read: Of ciyrse tgus waSbext. I was either being avant guarge or really retarded. And just to amuse you further, this had taken me 20 minutes to write this one sentence and the flu is going to kill me and it's going to kill me so hard because last night when I was at the store I literally lost my balance and fell backwards into a mettle, meddal, meddle, shelf (I clearly have no idea how to spell that word) and cut my head on the medal and broke my noggin and could now possibly be suffering from a GODDAMN CONCUSSION. I'm going back go sleep but here's the picture that started this whole retarded post (that has not taken FORTY-FIVE MINUTES to write because I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY due to either the many many drugs ORRRRR due to the concussion that's going to kill me in my sleep. All I'm saying is there was BLOOD on my head after the "incident". The flu AND meddle shelves can suck my ass.

2 comments:

Traivor said...

I hate to meddle, but it should be metal.

UnrulyDuckling said...

Who pierced Jack's ear? Was it Dave? I bet it was Dave.