What a Weird Day
So today I was just hanging out in my bathroom after my shower, brushing my hair, putting on some make-up, etc., when someone knocked on the door. When I answered it there were two guys standing there, probably about 20 or 21 years old. They wanted to know if I wanted to get high with them. They said they live across the balcony from me and they had seen my out on my balcony and thought I looked like someone who likes to get high. I was like, "Um, no, not so much. But, uh, wanna smoke a cigarette? I do smoke those at times."
So the three of us adjourned to my balcony where we proceeded to each smoke a cigarette and discuss the electoral college and how it pertains to Libertarians.
Am I in Texas or on some other planet? Seriously!
5 comments:
OMG. Neighbors being friendly. PANIC!!!
It's less about neighbors being friendly and more about me appearing to my neighbors to look like the type of person who gets high on a regular basis.
And have I mentioned that all of Texas seems obsessed with Libertarians? I don't get it. (Actually, that might be a conversation that David and I had privately. I'll try to blog on it later...like when I'm not in class.)
They were probably looking for a three-way.
I mean, hey, they were guys.
LOL...no, OhioDave™, I think they were really just looking to get high. They probably wanted me to share my stash.
It was highly amusing. Definitely didn't feel old! OH WAIT, maybe they thought I was one of those old, left-over hippies! OH MY GOD I have become my parents!
For some reason, when I read the word "hippies" I saw "nipples"
I don't know what that means, but "old, left-over nipples" kinda freaked me out.
-R
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